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Get Ready And Pack Your Bag For A Real Trip

Good news, everyone! There’s a report on TV with some very bad news! Then we’ll go with that data file! Daylight and everything. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I am…

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Funny Conversation

Waitress:  Hello, what would you like to drink? Me:  milky coffee Waitress:  How would you like it? Me:  with milk